On frozen river skating
The
Potomac held a
different attraction when winter weather stretched into extended
periods of bitter cold. These harsh conditions,
followed by nights of shattering Arctic-like temperatures, prolonged
the hours one could revel in the pleasure
of ice skating. Meanwhile, there was a slight turbulence taking place
beneath the frozen surface. A tiny air space
between the ice and the water below gave rise to a muffled roar. Once
every seasoned skater clearly heard the sound
resonate, they were no longer fearful of ever falling through thin
ice.
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
The
greening that erupts after
a spring rain always caught the farmer's attention. Wild onions known
as "ramps" popped up about a month later in
nearby grasslands and tainted the breath and milk of cows. We limited
grazing for a spell to minimize
the nose-piercing pungency. The consumption of wild garlic was of no
consequence to them as they gathered
huge mouthfuls with their muscled sickle of a tongue. They were eager
to forage on any form of green succulence
after a long winter of chowing down on dry feed.
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
On
swarming bees and basting spoons
Honeybees
about
to take flight during the swarming season lent an air of intrigue to
the trees. The queen and her workers leaving
from one of a dozen or so hives often found a new nesting place amidst
a cluster of trees. The sighting of any
such activity led me to make a beeline for the kitchen to grab a
cooking pan and a basting spoon. Granddaddy had
told me, "Bang away and make as much noise as possible." According to
him, "the clamor creates bedlam among the
worker bees because they can't hear the distinct sound of the queen's
wing beat. The resulting confusion was so
disruptive they settled on a tree or shrub close at hand.
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
Mama
stored
the excess milk in earthenware gallon crocks placed on the basement
floor. She was down on her knees every day
skimming the cream with a mixing spoon. The skim milk was poured into a
bucket and fed to the pigs. Years before,
my grandmother let some of her excess milk sour and form clabber. She
hung the sacked contents on a clothesline
and drained off all of the whey. The final product was akin to cottage
cheese but Grandma Ambrose called it "Schmierkase," which surely was a
regional designation.
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
On
the expression 'I cut my foot'
The
two cows were always grazing nearby. They followed Maude and me to the
barn, sensing it was milking time. They'd not
had any water since morning and by now were pretty thirsty. Pastures
were usually dotted with fresh cow patties
and I occasionally stepped into one of them. Taking time to wipe off
the mess by scuffing a soiled shoe in the
grass usually took care of the untidiness. Every farmer in the
neighborhood had imprinted such annoyances, and
in polite company they'd describe such incidences by saying, "I cut my
foot."
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
I
never
knew Charles Locke, nicknamed "Booze," to be an immoderate drinker,
though he was temperamental with animals.
Physically, he was a barrel-shaped man, with the waistline of a
food-lover. Curtis, his younger brother and a
widower, also worked on the farm. Curt liked his liquor and was known
to
go to town to "get on a toot."
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
"Should
he pick up the guinea eggs every day and bring them to the chicken
house?" Mama asked. "Hold your horses, Pauline,"
Miss Hattie counseled. "First off, never put your hand into the guinea
hen's nest. They're not like your chickens.
These biddies will catch Kenneth's body scent and find another spot
faster than you can say 'jack rabbit.' So
whenever you send him out to gather their eggs, be sure to scoop them
up with a long-handle basting spoon. Also,
remember to leave at least three eggs in the nest. Otherwise she'll
bolt and you'll have to track her down again!"
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
Daddy
had a notched, homemade gambrel stick in his hand. "Hartzell, when you
finish teasing out the hamstrings on that
hog's hind legs, I'll help you insert it between the exposed tendons,"
he said. I watched as they slid this butcher's
device into place.
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
The
custom of stallion owners canvassing the countryside was commonplace
during rutting season. Every farmer up and
down the road who owned a supercharged mare took advantage of onsite
breeding service. A mare's receptiveness to
a high-spirited stud required they be separated by a wooden barrier.
The two horses were placed nose to nose,
giving rise to the barricade's nickname of a "snorting pole."
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
On
knights of the golden horseshoe
Then-governor
of Virginia, Alexander Spotswood, organized a party of twenty
or thirty horseman in the summer of 1716,
who then set out from Williamsburg to ascertain what sort of country
lay beyond the great "Blue Mountains." Somewhere
on one of the prominent peaks of either the Alleghanies or the Blue
Ridge, they had a good dinner and went through
a formal ceremony of drinking to King George's health. Upon their
return the governor presented each member of
his party with a small golden horseshoe to commemorate their bravery.
Translated from Latin, the inscription on
one side reads: "Thus it was decided to cross the mountains." On the
other was written "Order of the Golden Horseshoe." Thereafter the
award's recipients became known as "The Knights of the Golden
Horseshoe."
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler
--- from 'The Day is Far Spent' by Kenneth A. Tabler